Fun fact: Human meat is apparently very sweet tasting The Cannibal finds it morally unjustifiable to eat animal meat, but it's just so tasty! There is only so much tofu one can take before they snap. The result of inbreeding, toxic sludge, and internet videos of animals being kept in tiny cramped spaces before being turned into fast food. Fun fact, the Bartender also serves alcohol. Blah blah blah! But the bartender remains understanding and discrete to their core. Hey, a job's a job! When the Assassin heard about the growing unrest against the mayor, a murderous spirit within was renewed!ĭrink 10 alcoholic beverages in a single game.Įveryone loves the friendly Bartender! One of the few people willing to listen to you drone on about how your job is crap, the opposite sex doesn't like you, and you're thinking of 'ending it all in a rain of gunfire and carnage'. One day dreamed of assassinating a president or military leader, but has so far had to settle for rich old ladies and the occasional rich feline heir. Stealthily moves through the shadows and murders people from behind. See the Unlock column in the table below for details regarding each character's unlock requirements.Ĭlear a level without killing anyone and without alerting anyone. These characters must be unlocked by completing specific tasks before they can be played. Will the Thief ever conquer their imposter syndrome?
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This was done out of tremendous insecurities - they thought it would make them feel like more of a professional criminal. Actually dresses in stereotypical burglar garb. Pretty much the worst thief who has ever lived. Rather than sitting around twiddling their thumbs, the soldier will now have the opportunity to fight the good fight - and maybe even commit a few atrocities in the process! Hoo-ah!!! So why not create one? That's where the Resistance comes in. Unfortunately there are no wars going on right now. The Soldier aspires to fight for the city. A true personification of the American Dream! This typically involves beating up random people for their cash, and scouring trash barrels for bacon cheeseburgers. Starting from nothing, the humble Slum Dweller is willing to rise up and do whatever it takes to make it in this crazy world. Also no-brainers: Cheetos and not showering.Stereotypes. What Hacker worth their weight in salt doesn't want to take down the system? Joining the Resistance was a no-brainer for this societal outcast. Has ambitions of hacking the planet, but will realistically settle for your parents' webcam. The Gangster probably needs to have their vision checked. Actually, it wasn't a Blahd, it was just a crazed naked man driven insane from a nasty sunburn. Joined the Crepes after witnessing their father being murdered at the hands of a Blahd. Despite the extra cash flow, the Doctor would rather the streets be safe, and has decided to join the Resistance. But business is currently booming, what with all the beating being administered by Cops since the Mayor's new "Law of the Land" was put in place. Indeed, the Doctor is very skilled at 'pacifying' people. One of the few true pacifists in this dangerous world. 4 Playable Characters (Super Special Abilities).3 Playable Characters (Character Pack DLC).
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